I got hit by a bus today.
Well, actually, I was bumped by a bus today. It decided to turn into the school parking lot a bit too soon — I don’t think they even felt it, since they just kept going as I sat there thinking, “That motherfucker!”
Sorry for the language.
Surprisingly, once the very nice resident policeman at the school filed his report and I went back to class, my rage diminished. It’s done, it’s over, I can’t do more than call the insurance company at this point, so why bother being angry?
For now, I’m enjoying the reactions that “I got hit by a bus today” elicits.
Have a good Thursday!